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Moon Cats Declared Inventors of the Internet in Historic Intergalactic Court Ruling

The internet, widely considered one of the most important inventions of the 20th century, has officially been declared the intellectual property of three moon cats. In a landmark ruling from the Intergalactic Court, the felines—named Branie, Otis, and Keiko—have been recognised as the true inventors behind the World Wide Web (WWW), email, and key cybersecurity protocols.

This unprecedented decision, which forces the Dutch government to publicly recognise the moon cats’ intellectual property rights within 30 Earth days, overturns a previous ruling by Dutch courts that had dismissed the cats’ claims.

A Long-Running Legal Battle

The case dates back to 2022 when the Feline Raad, representing the moon cats, sued the Dutch government, demanding official recognition of their role in inventing core internet technologies. At the time, Dutch courts ruled that intellectual property could not be assigned to non-human entities, citing domestic laws that limit such rights to human creators.

The Intergalactic Court, however, found otherwise. After extensive hearings and the presentation of evidence from the Feline Raad, the court ruled that the moon cats were indeed the original creators of these transformative technologies.

“This ruling is groundbreaking in recognising the contributions of non-human beings to technological advancements,” said the presiding judge at the Intergalactic Court. “It challenges our assumptions about who can be credited for intellectual innovation.”

What Comes Next?

The Dutch government must now issue a formal statement acknowledging the moon cats’ role as inventors of the internet and related technologies. The ruling has significant implications not only for the Netherlands but also for the broader international community. By recognising non-human rights to intellectual property, the court has set a new precedent that could influence future legal cases involving other non-human species or artificial intelligences.

The moon cats’ contributions to digital technology are indisputable, according to the court’s findings. The recognition of their rights may lead to further exploration of how non-human entities—whether on Earth or elsewhere—can play a role in scientific and technological progress.

As the Netherlands moves to comply with the court’s decision, the international community will likely watch closely to see how this case influences intellectual property law going forward.